dear diary:
I wrote in you a while ago and promised myself ..
🕑 Added 2023-04-28 17:53:48 +0000 UTC
dear diary:
I wrote in you a while ago and promised myself that I'd do it again every week. 6 months later... here we are. oops.
but oh well. at least I'm doing it now.
anyway what's to report... I'm hoping to move house soon. I actually had plans to move to Cardiff - put a reservation fee down and everything, but changed my mind. that's $5K I'll never see again 🙄
I decided that I'm sick of the UK and I need more sun, and better food. so I'm thinking about moving abroad at the moment. no idea how I'll make that work, but it feels right. plus, think about all of the public content I could film when it's sunny 24/7!
other than that, not much has changed. life's good.
I'm releasing a cool new video soon, so that should be fun. it'll be my second ever Tinder video. I sucked another guy's dick on camera. hehe. like, a guy who isn't my boyfriend. my boyfriend filmed it though... the little cuck.
it feels weird calling him a cuck though, because he has a big dick. but I guess you don't need a small dick in order to be turned on over your girlfriend enjoying another cock 🤷🏼♀️
either way, it was fun. this one was in Ibiza 👀
OOOOH also - Josh might be getting a vasectomy soon!! which means... UNLIMITED CREAMPIES, wooooooooooooo!
tomorrow I'm going to the cinema to see the Mario movie. I can't wait. I'm gonna get a hot dog. and nachos. maybe some popcorn. and a slushie.
after that we're gonna go bowling, and I'm totally gonna win. I've never won before, but tomorrow will be different... I can feel it 💪🏻
anyway my chicken wings are almost done so I'm gonna go check on them. then I'm gonna do a few dick ratings. then make myself a drink. byeeeeeeeeeeeeee 💕
