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I’m not quite ready for Friday - give me a few mins ok.

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Shaved head and fluffy beard. Like nature intended.

Anyone fancy a starring contest?

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I have done the smooth buzzy razor thing.

More pants - I’m not as keen on these ones though.

Get a job that lets you dress how you damn well please.

ukgnome1 post Big vegan boots kind of day. from onlyfans

Just me and Rory having a chill. Shout out to all the black..

Just me and Rory having a chill. Shout out to all the black cat lovers.

More boxers - I’ve totally refreshed my undies draw.

I have some rather awesome boxer shorts

Not sure what I’m thinking, but I’m sure it’s fun.

Couldn’t even be bothered to open my eyes. That’s how lazy I..

Couldn’t even be bothered to open my eyes. That’s how lazy I am

Even though I’m an exhibitionist I sometimes take a picture ..

Even though I’m an exhibitionist I sometimes take a picture that I really like. Today I took this one.

Only freaks wear pink - wanna get freaky?

Picnic Packing up the plates and packets the sun danced on..

Picnic Packing up the plates and packets the sun danced on their faces. With everything packed away they lay on the green. Fortunately there were not many people around, and they were obscured. We began kissing. Our tongues exploring each other’s mouths. What you wasn’t expecting was my hands to run inside your top. The touch of my soft slender fingers on your skin sending shivers up your spine and a smile to your face. As my tongue explo...

It’s quite a shirt isn’t it.

Some people think it’s too cold to eat ice lollies - I am no..

Some people think it’s too cold to eat ice lollies - I am not some people.

I think I’d of made a good Roman - just lounging around wait..

I think I’d of made a good Roman - just lounging around waiting to be fed grapes.

I usually start the day at the sink. I’m sure my neighbours ..

I usually start the day at the sink. I’m sure my neighbours appreciate the spectacle.

With all the snow there is only one place I’d like to be.

I mean - even I have questions. And yet here I am, wearing a..

I mean - even I have questions. And yet here I am, wearing a sort of elephant.

Rather embarrassed you asked if I could drive you to the big..

Rather embarrassed you asked if I could drive you to the big supermarket. That’s always going to be a yes, not because I enjoy supermarkets, it’s just the mischief that I particularly enjoy. Saying inappropriate things in a loud voice. Filling a grannies trolly with play lube. That sort of thing. It was fun getting close in the frozen aisle. Deliberately making your nipples protrude though your t-shirt. I was in full distraction mode. After ...