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I have a magic blanket 🪄 What do you have for me? 😏 Also, w..
I have a magic blanket 🪄 What do you have for me? 😏 Also, welcome to my autumn morning lighting… 🌚
Cum along with me 💦 Seriously though, I wonder just how muc..
Cum along with me 💦 Seriously though, I wonder just how much cum you guys have shot watching and thinking about me. Wish I had been there to take it all 🤤
Hey bro, I’m having trouble reaching my ass, could you just ..
Hey bro, I’m having trouble reaching my ass, could you just soap it up for me? I hope it’s not too much trouble… 😉
Sides bends are best performed naked, naturally 🍑 Gotta wor..
Sides bends are best performed naked, naturally 🍑 Gotta work those obliques so the lads can’t hold me down. Well, unless I want them to… 😏
So horny between sets 🥵 If you’re my gym bro, you have to be..
So horny between sets 🥵 If you’re my gym bro, you have to be on standby to have your face smothered by my ass and swollen balls…
Sunrise glow 🌞 But that’s not all that’s rising… 😉
Sunrise glow 🌞 But that’s not all that’s rising… 😉
WILSON! This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
WILSON! This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
So what are you going to do to me in this position?
So what are you going to do to me in this position?
A sweaty workout needs a soapy shower 🧼
A sweaty workout needs a soapy shower 🧼
Don’t you just love to lose yourself in a good book… 😉
Don’t you just love to lose yourself in a good book… 😉
Just an average guy working out at your local gym. Nothing t..
Just an average guy working out at your local gym. Nothing to see here. Nothing whatsoever… 😉
Tackle these legs lads 🏉 Naked oiled rugby, just an idea… 😏
Tackle these legs lads 🏉 Naked oiled rugby, just an idea… 😏
What goes up must cum down… 🤸🏻
What goes up must cum down… 🤸🏻
Nothing gets me harder than showing off my hole 💦 While I r..
Nothing gets me harder than showing off my hole 💦 While I read, is it too much to use your face as a seat? 🥵
Shower thoughts: I was terribly horny as a teenager and sin..
Shower thoughts: I was terribly horny as a teenager and since I had no way of acquiring a dildo I had to make do with an upside down deodorant can and a lot of lube. Unfortunately (or fortunately 😈) I only had a super fat Gillette one. Oh well, all good practice… 😉 What household implements did you put up your bottom during those desperate years?
How do you like my hole?
How do you like my hole?
Practising my scrum game 🏉 Who wants to be second row…? 😏
Practising my scrum game 🏉 Who wants to be second row…? 😏
‘Half off’ jeans 😉
‘Half off’ jeans 😉
Hey bro, can you massage my glutes like this please?
Hey bro, can you massage my glutes like this please?
Welp, I think I speak for all of us when I say thank fuck On..
Welp, I think I speak for all of us when I say thank fuck OnlyFans changed their minds! 😮💨 Crazy week. Anyhoo, business will continue as usual and my butt will remain open for the foreseeable future! 😈
Gotta wash all that cum off… 🥵
Gotta wash all that cum off… 🥵
Where’s Spotter Bro when you need him… Anyone want to fill h..
Where’s Spotter Bro when you need him… Anyone want to fill his place? 😏
Bros wank off! 💦 (and watch until the end for some comedy…) ..
Bros wank off! 💦 (and watch until the end for some comedy…) Cheers for the inspiration, Zane 😉
Hey bro, have you read this book? 🤓
Hey bro, have you read this book? 🤓
Thought I’d make light of the OnlyFans situation… 😂 Speaking..
Thought I’d make light of the OnlyFans situation… 😂 Speaking of which, though there’s still plenty of time, I’m currently setting up a JustForFans account which I’ll run parallel with OnlyFans until the new rules are implemented. It’ll have all the same content, old and new (luckily I kept backups 🤓). I’ll keep you guys updated once it’s ready!
Fear not guys, OnlyFans may be imploding, but Ephebe and all..
Fear not guys, OnlyFans may be imploding, but Ephebe and all his bros will live on! I’m just sorting out the details and will keep you guys updated. In the meantime, here’s my hole in desperate need of a big fat cock:
If you and your mates ever see me in the communal showers, j..
If you and your mates ever see me in the communal showers, just know that a spontaneous shower gang bang has always been a fantasy of mine. Do with that what you wish… 😏 Seriously, I’m seeing cock everywhere and my pants are soaking wet with precum, it’s been far too long… 🥵
Exceptionally swollen balls and dribbling precum, desperatel..
Exceptionally swollen balls and dribbling precum, desperately need a tight ass to sit on it… 🥵
I’ll never take him to a public gym at this rate… 🤦🏻♂️
I’ll never take him to a public gym at this rate… 🤦🏻♂️
I swear this is naturally how I read and I’m not just trying..
I swear this is naturally how I read and I’m not just trying to get your attention… 🤓









