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Throw back to last summer when I went on vacation which incl..

Throw back to last summer when I went on vacation which included a tour of wineries and distilleries in South Carolina. Some how I forgot to share this!

I haven't forgotten about all of you! Just super busy and tr..

I haven't forgotten about all of you! Just super busy and trying to put together some awesome new content for the fall! xo

I've been busy but planning on getting more content for ever..

I've been busy but planning on getting more content for everyone!

When you get a text from a good friend after meeting a new m..

When you get a text from a good friend after meeting a new mutual friend. "This is why he kept standing over you to talk to you. He hasn't stopped talking about it all day. Not sure what his girlfriend would say." I didn't even know my friend took the pic while they stood there talking.

The view most waiters get when I sit at the table.

Here's what you'd get if you saw me out and about this summe..

Here's what you'd get if you saw me out and about this summer. The heat is insane and I'll be damned if I'm going to be uncomfortable. These blue shorts as well as some light gray ones have been the most comfortable I've ever worn. Check it out over two whole minutes of me flopping and wagging around, out and about. You're probably wondering if these shorts turn heads... Oh yeah. Depending on how well this one is received ...

Coming up, new vid sets in the FLIMSIEST shorts I've EVER wo..

Coming up, new vid sets in the FLIMSIEST shorts I've EVER worn in public! You'll be mind blown!

FREEBIE ALERT! So I was out with a friend a little earlier..

FREEBIE ALERT! So I was out with a friend a little earlier who just randomly looks over and goes "I wish I was as big as you and had the courage you have to show off like that." I glanced down and didn't really react much, so he took a pic and said 'see!' Honestly, seeing it from another angle (aside from my own, looking down at it) I guess it does stand out a lot more than I realized. Oh well, comfort reigns supreme! I&#...

So I was out shopping earlier and decided to get a little cl..

So I was out shopping earlier and decided to get a little clip made. This is what you're guaranteed to see if you ever happen to walk past me and you make it obvious you're into it ... and I think you're cute I'll give you a little show. I also thought the music was perfect for this.

UPDATE: So some of you follow me on Instagram as well as her..

UPDATE: So some of you follow me on Instagram as well as here, I've decided that any shots that are more suited for OnlyFans will only stay up on IG for a short period of time. But they will always appear here and stay here. That said, I've got a pretty big collection of shots that recently came down from my IG, plus some new public video content on the way!

Sorry I've been absent for a while. Life has been super busy..

Sorry I've been absent for a while. Life has been super busy. BUT, lots of new content coming and some news that I'll only be sharing here on OF. So stick around as I'll be posting more frequently!

Went to Old Time Pottery today and found some awesome old-sc..

Went to Old Time Pottery today and found some awesome old-school looking Halloween decor. This sign was funny, so I asked my BFF to shoot a pic of me with it. Enjoy!

FREEBIE ALERT! Shot at Costco while picking out pumpkins thi..

FREEBIE ALERT! Shot at Costco while picking out pumpkins this year. Didn't end up with this pumpkin, I wanted one bigger. Sorta a problem I have, always go big! lol

Went out for a walk the other day in my favorite pair of gre..

Went out for a walk the other day in my favorite pair of grey sweatpants. Sweatpants season is almost over (getting too cold) so trying to get some good VPL content for all of you. One of my longer video clips (almost a minute and a half) of what you'd see if you happened to walk past me out and about. Giving it multiple grabs and shakes and a lot of great closeups. Be sure to hit the heart/like and leave a comment!

FREEBIE! So I was out at the store earlier and my friend not..

FREEBIE! So I was out at the store earlier and my friend noticed this squishy, velvety pumpkin with a witch hat. There was a huge hole on the bottom of it that when you shoved your hand up in it and grabbed a handful and puled, it turned inside out and into an owl. I didn't get a shot of the owl, I was too impressed by the concept. After all, anyone who knows me, knows I'm all about shoving my fist up in something and pulling it inside ou...

More cereal madness! I forgot to post this shot with my box ..

More cereal madness! I forgot to post this shot with my box of Frute Brute and Boo-Berry! So I got all four, Count Chocula, Frakenberry, Boo-Berry & Frute Brute. I have a clip coming shot that same day walking around, so keep your eyes out!

FREEBIE! Was out shopping and found, low and behold, all 4 o..

FREEBIE! Was out shopping and found, low and behold, all 4 of the old school General Mills cereals I grew up with! Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Fruit Brute and Boo-Berry! Already in the clearance section?!?! I mean, sure yeah I bought 1 one of each. Who wouldn't? Especially on clearance!!!

Sorry for the long lapse in posts. Fall is always my busy se..

Sorry for the long lapse in posts. Fall is always my busy season which means I get tangled up in a lot in the summer lead up to fall. BUT I've taken time out to shoot a pic in a pair of... well basically mesh/fishnet boxer briefs. Nothing left to the imagination, much like my mesh pouch briefs! Which is why the price is what it is. Depending on how well this one is received I'll shoot some more in these. And yes, it reaches about halfway ...

Just a fun little taste of what you can expect if you ever h..

Just a fun little taste of what you can expect if you ever happened to see me out and about. Contrary to what some have assumed, I don't just go commando for my OnlyFans posts. I go commando every day, everywhere I go. So if you ever happen to see me out and about, you'll definitely get a big floppy, wagging eye full!

As we get older, the urge to hold onto youth grows exponenti..

As we get older, the urge to hold onto youth grows exponentially. One of my dearest friends is steadily heading toward her 100th Birthday and she still has the spirit of a 20 year old. Her outlook on life, even today is bright, hopeful and full of expectation. Just as it should be. At 43 years of age, I myself have noticed that it's not just a mental outlook that helps one hold onto their youth. It's also about being healthy and living ...

So years back when I'd pose for pix I'd usually crop them or..

So years back when I'd pose for pix I'd usually crop them or try to photoshop my dick bulge so it wouldn't be visible. This shot is about 10 years old (maybe a little older) and it was taken at the real life, Munster Mansion in Texas. The owners hosted me for a few weeks to do scenic art in their home. I wrote a lengthy post on my IG, so you can go there to read it. But I decided to share the full frame (just found it) here on my OF....

Love going out in my flimsy sweatpants wearing my "Free & Ea..

Love going out in my flimsy sweatpants wearing my "Free & Easy" hat. It's not just a fashion statement it's also perfectly suggestive. A lot of you have asked in DM here if I really go out in public wearing the same things I wear here in my posts. The answer is YES. So here's over a full minute of me during a recent trip to Lowes and then a little of me at Costco. This is exactly what you can expect to see if you ever se...

So I've started accepting Amazon Wishlist purchases in excha..

So I've started accepting Amazon Wishlist purchases in exchange for content, or shots wearing the item. Big thanks to a subscriber for the new mesh pouch undies. Holy crap though are they TRANSPARENT! Like, literally you can see straight through them! BUT, that being said, I'm super proud of how good I look in them! This is, to date; the most revealing content I've ever shot. I'm not kidding, this is as close to a full frontal...

Shakin' the snake in my pine green pants.

FREEBIE ALERT!!! Went out earlier today ran some errands, g..

FREEBIE ALERT!!! Went out earlier today ran some errands, got some groceries and ate some fresh stir fry. After getting food I noticed a few more... shall we say, INTENSE staring than normal. I mean let's be realistic, when you never wear underwear and wear some of the thinnest, flimsiest pants, you're going to get stares. Especially if you're walking around with what a few of my friends refer to as my "knee knocker." Flash...

Went shopping and found a new pair of pants! Summer time in ..

Went shopping and found a new pair of pants! Summer time in Georgia is far too hot to try and wriggle into skinny jeans every day. Also, sweatpants are nice but these drawstring style, flimsy pants are so comfy! Showing a lil more skin this time than in the past. Keeping it tasteful as always through half a minute of wagging and swinging and fluffing! Also some fun shadow action too! You know, just me being a dork! Enjoy!

My thanks to YOU for my ranking in the Top 20% of ALL Creato..

My thanks to YOU for my ranking in the Top 20% of ALL Creators on OnlyFans! WOW!

FREEBIE! Thanks to everyone for the support! Up in the top 2..

FREEBIE! Thanks to everyone for the support! Up in the top 24% of ALL Creators here on OF! Super honored and it's ALL because of YOU my awesome subscribers! Thank you so much!

So I've been trying to create content for everyone without p..

So I've been trying to create content for everyone without pushing past my comfort zone. As I've told many of you, working in mainstream entertainment (film & TV) as well as mainstream Social Media puts an EXTREME limit on the kind of adult content I can produce, without it coming back to 'haunt' me OR make my present work 'difficult.' I've also been very clear that if I was not in the current field of work I am in no...

So, I got some requests for POV (Point of View) pics and req..

So, I got some requests for POV (Point of View) pics and requests for 'playing' with it. No doubt the most risqué of content I've ever produced and honestly a smidge out of my comfort zone. I'm showing off a little more than I planned. From showing some skin to getting worked up enough to get a semi (which ended up causing some leaking). All in all 3 photos and 3 video clips in this one post. I thought about breaking it up into m...