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Well, this is the day my human and I have been dreading. I ..

Well, this is the day my human and I have been dreading. I have two humans. One of them owns the house, and is technically my actual legal human. The other was the one managing this account. Some time ago, due to multiple understandable reasons but with the recent financial trouble with unemployment being the final straw, the one who owns the house demanded that the one who makes this account move out. She has said he can come visit me. I know ...

My human tried to play pc games without paying the Cuddle Ta..

My human tried to play pc games without paying the Cuddle Tax. HOW DARE HE?! Having a cat in your lap makes you instantly better at gaming anyway. Everyone knows this.

My human was just about to get up, until my brother showed u..

My human was just about to get up, until my brother showed up.

My human made a Dungeons and Dragons character for a new gam..

My human made a Dungeons and Dragons character for a new game he just joined. I was very helpful.

Not quite an impenetrable fortress this time. More of an imp..

Not quite an impenetrable fortress this time. More of an impenetrable outpost. Still works well enough for hunting The Red Dot, though!

Nothing fancy today, just my human petting me while I lounge..

Nothing fancy today, just my human petting me while I lounge on the other human's bed.

This new litter box in the bathroom is AMAZING! Now I can su..

This new litter box in the bathroom is AMAZING! Now I can supervise my human while he poops from an appropriate height. This is really handy, since obviously humans are incapable of defecting without feline supervision.

My brother has gotten a lot more cuddly lately. He doesn't u..

My brother has gotten a lot more cuddly lately. He doesn't usually sit still enough for pictures, but sometimes he will while cuddling! (Also these were taken in the dark, but he's blind, so he doesn't care about the flash. That's why his eye looks a little creepy in some of these.)

If I sit just right, I can make my floof create the illusion..

If I sit just right, I can make my floof create the illusion of being a chonk.

My brother has been feeling so much better ever since the hu..

My brother has been feeling so much better ever since the humans started giving him insulin! He still hates getting poked every day, but he's so active and playful now, you would have no idea that he's 15!

HUMAN! THERE ARE BIRDS OUTSIDE! I MUST DEVOUR THEM!

Behold, my newest impenetrable fortress! It was even hand-de..

Behold, my newest impenetrable fortress! It was even hand-delivered as tribute by a minion named "FedEx". There was some junk inside it, but my humans removed it and seem weirdly preoccupied with it now, though....

Once I'm in my impenetrable fortress, nothing can get me out..

Once I'm in my impenetrable fortress, nothing can get me out! Not even the temptation of the Red Dot!

Mommy can't have her court hearings unless she has adequate ..

Mommy can't have her court hearings unless she has adequate co-council (me, obviously,) but apparently I'm not allowed to lay on her keyboard, so she gave me a spot next to the computer monitor.

I know I'm hard to spot in here, but I promise I'm in these ..

I know I'm hard to spot in here, but I promise I'm in these pictures.

My human is sleeping on a blow-up mattress now, but it actua..

My human is sleeping on a blow-up mattress now, but it actually belongs to my brother. Here is proof. (Apologies for the quality, he doesn't like to sit still for the camera.)

I was playing, but then my brother just plopped down where I..

I was playing, but then my brother just plopped down where I was about to pounce the red dot, so it just turned into a sibling lounging session.

New catfood shipment! Don't bother unpacking it, I'll just e..

New catfood shipment! Don't bother unpacking it, I'll just eat it all right meow!

Um... hello? Excuse me, human? Your alarm is going to go off..

Um... hello? Excuse me, human? Your alarm is going to go off in 2 hours. It is clearly time to feed me.

The kitchen is the best room in the house for kitty yoga!

A potted plant is just a fancy kitty bed.

No matter when my human sets his alarm, I always make sure t..

No matter when my human sets his alarm, I always make sure to wake him up at least an hour before it goes off. He needs time to pet me as he gets out of the shower! (And no, I don't let him close the door until he's done!)

No, human, you may not leave.

I don't know if you know this, but you need to perform a spe..

I don't know if you know this, but you need to perform a specific ritual in order to summon a human. First you have to be in a summoning circle (like the bathtub), then you have to chant an unholy incantation (usually going "MROW MROW MROW" at the top of your lungs in the exact same way you do when you're in danger.) You have to do it exactly this way or it won't work. I haven't tried doing it any other way, so this clearl...

My favorite bed, perfectly kitty sized.

Hello everyone. My human is going through a pretty rough ti..

Hello everyone. My human is going through a pretty rough time right now. His previous employer just appealed his unemployment qualification, and the court sided with the company. Now he owes almost $6,500 to the US unemployment office and lost his only current source of income. I promised I would never charge for anything on this account, and I intend to keep that promise. But anything you're willing and able to give would be greatly apprec...

It's mid February and I'm still playing with the present my ..

It's mid February and I'm still playing with the present my human's parents got for me! What, that weird thing it was wrapped around that actually costed them over $30? Why would I have any interest in that? Clearly the important part of their gift was this ribbon!

I promise I am actually in this picture. I know it's hard to..

I promise I am actually in this picture. I know it's hard to see because I'm such a master of stealth, but if you look REALLY closely you might spot me. Maybe.

I cast Magic Missile at the darkness!

Whenever one of my humans take a bath, I'll come up to the e..

Whenever one of my humans take a bath, I'll come up to the edge of the tub and sit up on the edge to demand wet pets. Then I just stay there and let them pet me with their wet hands--but I'll pull away unless their hands are wet enough! They can't really take pictures while I'm doing this, but here is what I look like immediately after!