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I am apparently really good at making people mad, I was appr..

I am apparently really good at making people mad, I was approached today by a male to female trans who has had zero transformation done but is androgynous enough that he was pulling off a great emo goth femboy look. Don't get it twisted I can appreciate the way something looks no matter what. He made it clear he wanted to put me on my knees and make me do things orally, I had to interrupt him and make sure he knew I wasn't interested in a...

Well the recording fell through last night, she wasn't up to..

Well the recording fell through last night, she wasn't up to doin anything

Will be recording later tonight or May even do it as a live ..

Will be recording later tonight or May even do it as a live feed don't know just yet

I just casually rubbed my cock as I'm drifting off and then ..

I just casually rubbed my cock as I'm drifting off and then sniffed my hand it smells like Dick and cum I wonder how many of you would happily sniff it and then start sucking it as I fell asleep

Really wish my wifey had more traffic on her page she has ba..

Really wish my wifey had more traffic on her page she has basically given up cause she didn't gain any traction

I'm smokin lmao 🤣

Look I understand the appeal of me fucking a younger woman i..

Look I understand the appeal of me fucking a younger woman it just isn't gonna happen I'm to old n ugly for a curvaceous thing to approach me

Shower show posting because faulty link

For those who are interested go check out my gameplay channe..

For those who are interested go check out my gameplay channel on YouTube search for locanthalas on YouTube and you'll find me, I'm currently recording my next No Man's Sky session now

Weight update look at my pants they aren't tight anymore

Shower show shortly, I'm a stinky boy

What i'd give for a busty woman to tell me to free use her f..

What i'd give for a busty woman to tell me to free use her for the day as I wish.

Here I beat my meat and give you an almost pov experience of..

Here I beat my meat and give you an almost pov experience of being face level with my cock this new phone camera is even better then my old one look closely at the detail in my cock and just imagine swallowing this load and licking my shaft clean

Here is a teaser

I just got parked for the night I've been up like 20 hours a..

I just got parked for the night I've been up like 20 hours at this point I'm calling it a day, I promise though when I wake up I'll be at my meat for you all

I'll be dropping a masterbation video later tonight

Ok good news is I have a new phone, bad news I'm still waiti..

Ok good news is I have a new phone, bad news I'm still waiting on the rest of the parts for my rebuild pc

Wish I was rich I'd just pay a pornstar to shoot a scene wit..

Wish I was rich I'd just pay a pornstar to shoot a scene with me

I'm super horny can't wait to blow a few loads in a woman so..

I'm super horny can't wait to blow a few loads in a woman sometimes soon

I dropped my phone today I can only use about half my screen..

I dropped my phone today I can only use about half my screen so sorry guys other than what I can do via my laptop may be all I can do till I get home or manage to slide into a Walmart to get a new phone

Ok well I checked on my computer I apparently lost Internet ..

Ok well I checked on my computer I apparently lost Internet connection as the files were being uploaded so I will have to redo it, I'm currently not in an area where I get service and truck stop internet is way to slow for the video so I'm hoping later today I'll be able to try again when I stop for my lunch break

Hey folks I noticed now that Ive looked and the female audio..

Hey folks I noticed now that Ive looked and the female audio masterbation instructions didn't upload and the jerk off vid didn't go through either, I'm currently working so I'll retry tonight and see if I can get them to work sorry for the delay

Which woman in my fans has the biggest breasts tell me you'r..

Which woman in my fans has the biggest breasts tell me you're sizes below ladies, I'm looking for inspiration for tonight's jerk session

Where is my super busty horny maid when I need her

I was gonna record the shower but in my rush I forgot the ca..

I was gonna record the shower but in my rush I forgot the camera mount sorry guys, it's ok though cause later tonight I'll be making the jerk off video with my hand so y'all can see all my gooey cum

Hey folks I have a lot of new Snapchat requests if you sent ..

Hey folks I have a lot of new Snapchat requests if you sent one send me a DM on here with you're screen name so I know who you are and where you added me from I don't accept requests unless I know how you got my snap, reason being I accepted someone a while back and they hacked my stuff so just dm me so I know who you are

This audio drop is a humiliation J.O.I for men, sorry ladies..

This audio drop is a humiliation J.O.I for men, sorry ladies I promise before the next 24 hours are up. I'll drop one for you too

Starting late tonight I will be on a 34 hour reset so I will..

Starting late tonight I will be on a 34 hour reset so I will drop a jerk off video and a small audio recording

Got lunch in the cafe, only two of the girls remotely peaked..

Got lunch in the cafe, only two of the girls remotely peaked any interest from me, the food was at least great. I'm getting back on the road now. If anyone every stops down this way check the place out it's cool. I didn't have enough time for the other things they offer like lap dance or massage and from the prices I heard one girl naming off I don't think I had enough for both the meal and the service. I left a decent tip though ...