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Only thing better than wearing a scuba wetsuit to work is ta..

Only thing better than wearing a scuba wetsuit

Night workout in the park

Quick clip of some pushups in the park. This occurred on Sun..

Quick clip of some pushups in the park. This oc

Summers are sweltering in the south, but my natural fur coat..

Summers are sweltering in the south, but my nat

Productivity is a critical component in a self-actualized li..

Productivity is a critical component in a self-actualized life, and an important part of productivity is efficient multi-tasking. Therefore, it is unproductive to NOT have a shower beer. This message brought to you by me drinking a shower beer.

Sample clips of a video from the time I was feeling the way ..

Sample clips of a video from the time I was feeling the way that I was feeling myself. That time was yesterday, and that video is in its full two minute glory (is glory the right word?) on my VIP page. But otherwise, this sample is nice, I hope. Observe and enjoy, in that order, amen

Lifting heavy stuff while naked is just one of things I brin..

Lifting heavy stuff while naked is just one of things I bring to the table. As soon as I figure out what the other things are, you’ll be the first to know. I mean, I’ll technically be the first to know, as I am the one to have figured it out, but you’ll be next. Pinky swearsies.

Question: what do we think of neck stubble? We all love a go..

Question: what do we think of neck stubble? We all love a good, well-maintained beard— this is holy writ— but when the neck stubble is running a little wild, is that rakish and sexy, or disheveled and unkempt?

Finished product, in stores now, while supplies last!

Half and half for comparison! CHOOSE YOUR PREFERENCE— would ..

Half and half for comparison! CHOOSE YOUR PREFERENCE— would you choose beard, stubble, or are you crazy like me and kinda want both at the same time?

The beard-tastic “before” pic 😎

I’m brushing up on looking down, I’m working on my roar

Just a tease, because I’m teasy like Sunday morning

This just in: my beard. My beard is in. Should I let it keep..

This just in: my beard. My beard is in. Should I let it keep going, or chop it down?

Just a couple of cheeky pull-ups in the park 💪

Those pesky hearts, always getting in the way! Wanna see beh..

Those pesky hearts, always getting in the way! Wanna see behind it? There’s a VIP page for that now!

Hand exploring the chest and then heading south to cause tro..

Hand exploring the chest and then heading south to cause trouble 😎 If you want to see where it goes (and exactly what it gets up to), I just uploaded the full video on my VIP page. And let me tell you, it’s not only rom-coms that have happy endings 😉

Your coconuts make me go nuts, as they say in Puerto Rico. I..

Your coconuts make me go nuts, as they say in Puerto Rico. I assume that’s what they’re saying, anyway; I don’t speak Spanish.

Shorn and shredded in 2022, doing pull-ups in the past for y..

Shorn and shredded in 2022, doing pull-ups in the past for you to presently view 😎

Shower selfies are the currency of a generation. I don’t eve..

Shower selfies are the currency of a generation. I don’t even know who I am without them. I mean, I know who I am, but life is a little more drab without showfies. I am coining the word, let’s spread it like fire.

Hirsute and humbled by the storm. Or something. Definitely t..

Hirsute and humbled by the storm. Or something. Definitely the hirsuite part. And the storm is real. But being humble sounds overrated. Pass.

This is my thinking pose, reserved for the thinking and thun..

This is my thinking pose, reserved for the thinking and thunking of profound thoughts only. Thoughts like, “don’t only boomers say words like thunking?” And, “wait, are millennials wresting the word thunking into the mainstream?” And, maybe, “who’d have thunk that possible oh god now I’m saying it.”

Pro tip: if you go to Mexico and tattoo that it is your birt..

Pro tip: if you go to Mexico and tattoo that it is your birthday on your ass cheek, it is legally your birthday every single day that your ass sees the light of day. For me, that is most days. Happy birthday, Chad!

Armpit hair… do you like it trimmed, or prefer it wild? Is i..

Armpit hair… do you like it trimmed, or prefer it wild? Is it better tamed or untamed? Inquiring minds (namely mine) want to know.

Backs don’t get enough appreciation, and neither do the tops..

Backs don’t get enough appreciation, and neither do the tops of butts. Backs and butt-tops are the posts of the future and we all need to just get on board. Are you on board?

Even guys with excessively neat swim trunks get lost once in..

Even guys with excessively neat swim trunks get lost once in awhile. Wasn’t there supposed to be a nude beach around here somewhere?

Merry so and so and happy et cetera, friends! If you wished ..

Merry so and so and happy et cetera, friends! If you wished for a bunch of new upcoming content then you’re in luck because it exists and it is, in fact, upcoming. Possible collab with Santa Claus coming soon as well, but he hasn’t gotten back to me on that yet. Happy unwrapping, wink wink

It’s wintery times again— even though I’m in Puerto Rico rig..

It’s wintery times again— even though I’m in Puerto Rico right now so it doesn’t feel like it— and that means it’s time to consider growing out the winter coat! To grow, or not to grow?

Any hot tub can be a Hot Tub Time Machine if we concede that..

Any hot tub can be a Hot Tub Time Machine if we concede that time moving forward at its standard linear pace is a form of time travel. I have no choice but to assume you have no objections to this and therefore here is my very own Hot Tub Time Machine!